The London Metropolitan Police Are The Biggest Fucking Wankers Of All

aylesbury-banner

The banner at the recent Aylesbury estate occupation

Class War have reported that at last night’s Poor Doors demonstration the police seized a political banner because of swearing and arrested a person standing next to it.

The banner had been a weekly feature at the boisterous protests outside an East London tower block where residents in affordable housing are forced to use a diffrent door to the rich.  Previously the police had threatened arrests due to claims the banner is offensive, although when coppers tried to find a member of the public who was offended they had been unable to.  It seems that most people agree, the leaders of the four main political parties are  all fucking wankers.

The move sets a chilling precedent.  Will protesters now have to pass a police board of censors before they can display banners and placards at demonstrations?  Will they send snatch squads into the crowd if someone uses a rude word?  Will chants at football grounds of  ‘the referee’s a wanker’ be met with mass arrests?  Or is it only when you call politicians wankers that the Met Police decides to take offence on their behalf?

Class War are predictably unrepentent.  Tomorrow (Saturday 14th March) they will march through Chingford where Lisa McKenzie, recently described as “the living embodiment of class hatred” by Melanie Phillips, will be standing in the election against Iain Duncan Smith.  Join them outside Chingford Station at 12.30pm.

The Poor Doors protest will be back, next week and every Thursday, 6pm, 1 Commercial Street, London E1.

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75 responses to “The London Metropolitan Police Are The Biggest Fucking Wankers Of All

  1. It is all about chipping away our liberty. Increasing the heavy hand slowly, in the hope that most will not notice. It is an insidious progression toward a Police State.
    “Class War” should maybe consider (although I do not advocate this) rewriting their banners:
    “ALL F***ING WA**ERS”, implying “flaming wasters”, maybe?!.

    • Now we know how the diminished Police Force will be used, after the election, seeing as there won’t be enough of them left to solve crime.

    • GEOFF REYNOLDS

      Earlier this evening i was sat in a small gentlemans club in Scarborough…..

      i had been invited out by my friends, despite only recieving just over £32 pounds per week to live on.

      As you know, the disabled, are expected to die, not worthy of drawing breath in Cameron’s ideal society……………………..

      ………………..At around, seven fifty tonight, my good friend, slumped back in his chair, his heart fighting for breath, battling to stay alert.

      He blacked out whilst twitching on the floor, only to stop breathing altogetherr………………..

      “Had the dwp achieved there goal or not?”

      Several people tried to revive him as his body twitched and then fell silent, he had stopped living!

      My heart was also pounding, could they reduce him to another hidden statistic while expressing their culling of the weakest and poorest?

      Interlocking both hands i pummeled this guy’s chest till my arms ached, his lungs filled with air and he fought to inhale, his chest rising wildly…………….

      JOHN DAVID ROBINSON, of ScAROROUGH, IS YET ANOTHER VICTIM OF GOVERNMENT HOSTILITY.

      HOW LONG TILL I PLACE MY FRIEND IN A WOODEN BOX?

      KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, DWP, SURELY HE WILL JOIN THE LEAGUE OF WELFARE TARGETS?

      ……………………THE OMNIPOTENT DANCE OF DEATH, WELFARE REFORM…………………………………..

  2. Nick the bbc twat smashed up a banner whilst doing an outside broadcast
    The establishment don’t like it when the plebs start complaining

  3. What was that video on youtube where cops arrested a kid for having a pen on him
    It was during the Royal wedding fiasco

  4. The collective demanded a uniform surface no emotion and no anger translating as power – the offended penny bureaucrat in fear and alarm so ready to call the police when their incompetence was challenged.

    Shocking news flash – the Renfrewshire collective report they have discovered poverty in Scotland as if they had captured a unicorn with a red nose.

    • overburdenddonkey

      mr r
      in other words, the foul stench of truth occulted/submerged, allowing only pleasing icons and odours to emerge…or in street talk, ‘they don’t use deodorant after a number 2…’

  5. Police threaten to confiscate bike from four-year-old girl for cycling on the pavement

    The Independent – 10th March 2015

    A four-year-old girl was threatened with having her bike confiscated by a police officer for cycling on the pavement.

    Sophie Lindley was riding a bicycle with stabilisers with her father Dale Lindley when she was stopped by a policeman, who threatened to take it if she continued to use it on the pavement.

    It is illegal for cyclists to use their bikes on the pavement, but Mr Lindley said it is too dangerous for his daughter to cycle on the roads in Grantham.

    Read More:
    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/police-threaten-to-confiscate-bike-from-fouryearold-girl-for-cycling-on-the-pavement-10098114.html

    • A spokesperson for the Department of Work and Pensions (DWP) said: “Sanctions are only used as a last resort for the tiny minority who refuse to take up the support which is on offer.”

      • Support!!!!???? Making people attend a friggin’ Work program where they learn to participate in games that they used to play in primary school and to learn to make paper planes? Oh i forgot the support of making the said person work for 30 hours unpaid for a profitable business that could well afford to pay them a wage.

        Love it eh? Support!

        DWP, full of shit, as per usual. So that leads me to the only conclusion a sane person could arrive at: DWP + JCP = SCUM.

    • Roads are extremely dangerous places for bikes – bicycles and vehicles just don’t mix – look at how many cyclists are killed in the Capital! An inexperienced 4 year-old out on the roads on a bicycle is almost certain to get injured or killed. Maybe this bastard copper was waiting to catch the kid on the road so that he could bust her dad for “endangering the life of a child”. This is how sick in the head coppers are!

    • Completely ridiculous. I don’t like it when adults ride on the footway, especially when they do it without due regard and consideration to pedestrians, or on quiet side streets, but threatening to confiscate a four year old’s bicycle is just stupid. Most people would be glad if those mindless idiots who hurtle along on the pavement on their bicycles were taken to task, but I doubt that anyone other than the most misanthropic of individuals would kick up a fuss about a small child riding their bicycle on the pavement.

  6. Imagine threatening a child – absolutely ridiculous – however, easy pickings.

  7. Renfrewshire Council – just noticed there is poverty in Scotland – where have they been for the last ten years? Council tax bills are shocking. Water rates differ with each band of house – I don’t understand that. No wonder I am poor.

  8. Lisa McKenzie on “poor doors” in the Moral Maze. Interrogated by Michael Portillo – 10th minute:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b054qfjx

  9. Didn’t know the MET could read i thought they always used the ‘knock down ‘ the house when they couldn’t find the knocker!
    Perhaps they took it to ‘id’ it

  10. All police are wankers in my opinion 15 years ago I was stopped on my motorbike for drink driving,fair enough I was drunk and admitted it straight away.Now the corrupt stuff starts,the only time I nearly crashed was when twenty foot from my home an unmarked car pulled out and blocked the rd right in front of me and I had to swerve to avoid it,two coppers got out and I said straight away I had been drinking,I was arrested and asked if Icould park my bike the 20 foot up the rd in my front garden and they refused.My bike was put in in impound.I was held overnight 20 miles from home and returned the next day to find that somebody had been in my flat,a neighbour sain 3omins after being taken away two Police searched my flat which was illegal and left later.I reported the illegal search and 3 days 2 coppers called round and basically pursaded me to drop the complaint.At court my court appointed solicitor was seen laughing over coffee before I got two months prison for a first offence,teach me to make a complaint against the Police eh! Not!

  11. court appointed defence joking at the break with prosecution.

  12. Fly on Ed Millipede's Toilet Wall

    What’s this shit about oddball Ed Millipede having seven (7!) toilets so that nobody can hear him taking a dump!

    • The Bullingdon Boys

      Can’t see the Bullingdon Boys having the same qualms about dropping their lunch…😀

    • Seriously, for Ed’s sake I hope that Ed is never sent to prison or held in court cells with the ‘open bogs’ where you have to shit in front of everyone -other prisoners, screws, lawyers. Or Ed placed in the ‘suicide watch’ perspex cell with a bucket to shit in in full view of everyone. Imagine Ed having to do a dump in public. Just don’t think Ed would survive somehow.

  13. Vote for CLASS WAR!!

    EAT THE RICH!!

  14. Vote for CLASS WAR!!

    DOUBLE DOLE & PENSION

  15. met police are bastards shock is there anyone on here who dident know that allready.

  16. OT : UKIP Prefers private, not NHS

    UKIP, the gift that keeps on giving [or in this case privatise and get rid of NHS more like]…

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-31883683

    Next up, if unemployed and no Health Insurance – die, you’re not worth saving!

  17. OT : Legality of Sanctions by not doing Orders of DWP

    Seen on Ipswich

    March 13, 2015 at 6:46 pm
    Reply

    “Super Ted” makes a good point when he says refuse to sign your claimant commitment if it is unreasonable, but he should note that Jobseekers don’t necessarily need to do what is written in their Jobseeker’s Agreement or Claimant Commitment (see quote below from Dr David Webter’s report).

    “enigma” also posted a good one last night (after I went off), about written evidence submitted to Parliament by Dr David Webster of Glasgow University on sanctions. A brief quote from his report is:

    “Not actively seeking work’ is a misnomer. It usually means that the claimant is actively seeking work but has not done exactly what they are told by Jobcentre Plus. The great majority of such sanctions appear to be unlawful, since the law does not require jobseekers to do what they are told, nor even to do what is in their Jobseeker’s Agreement or ‘claimant commitment’, but to take such steps as are likely to give them the best prospect of finding work and are REASONABLE [emphasis Tobanem’s] in their circumstances”.

    The full report can be found here:

    http://data.parliament.uk/writtenevidence/committeeevidence.svc/evidencedocument/work-and-pensions-committee/benefit-sanctions-policy-beyond-the-oakley-review/written/16442.html

    So, being forced is an ILLEGAL [read Crminal] Act… Oh dear

    • From unemployment benefit to jobseekers allowance, shifting the balance of power from the social security of unemployment benefit to the conditionality of jobseekers allowance is the social justice deviant.

      Jobseeking conditionality is the arbitrary power wielded to undermine the social security of the unemployed the welfare debate and contentions should be moved back onto a social security agenda and away from the arbitrary conditionality of the Jobseeking deviant.

  18. Reblogged this on Beastrabban’s Weblog and commented:
    This is going back to the ’70s and early ’80s, when the vice squad in Bristol raided Forever People, the independent comic shop in Bristol. Why? They had the Dead Kennedys’ badges with the slogan ‘Too Drunk to F*ck’ in their window.

    Now I don’t agree with using foul language, and it can and does put people off. However, you can hear the same or much worse on films and TV, and the ‘F’ bomb is bandied around quite happily by some comedians, though usually after the 9 O’clock watershed.

    There’s also an element of double standards to this. The clothing company, French Connection, ran a series of adverts playing with its logo, FCUK, and its obvious similarity to the ‘F’ word. Despite numerous complaints to the advertisers by many of the public, this went unchecked by the Advertising Standards Authority. Clearly, it’s one rule for rich multinationals, another for the proles protesting against being thrown out of their homes, or humiliated in them by being treated as second-class citizens. Marx was right: in this instance, the police really are the lackeys of the bourgeoisie.

  19. The Tories are going to bring back Fox hunting if elected, they do like their jollies….Sadistic psychopaths.

    That so many vote for them goes to show what a sick minded place the UK is.

  20. they all fucking lie

    well we know they all fucking like so who to vote in for power this time?

  21. Now I am reminded why I do not want to come back to the UK, nothing changes except the life gets harder. The rich get richer and they step all over the poor, and have a laugh while doing it.
    I will stick with central Europe for a while longer.

    • GEOFF REYNOLDS

      EVERYBODY HAS A THRESHHOLD, A LIMIT TO WHAT THEIR BODY CAN SUSTAIN.
      I AM NO DIFFERENT, THE DIFFERENCE BEING THAT I AM ALREADY SUFFERING THE PAINS OF DISABILITY.

      I DID NOT CHOOSE THE PAIN, NOR THE LIFESTYLE, BUT ARE STIGMATIZED AS A SHIRKER AND FREELOADER/

      I HAVE WRITTEN MANY ARTICLES ON VARIOUS WEBSITES BUT FEEL SO FRAIL AS TO LET GO COMPLETELELY, ANOTHER VICTIM OF THE ETHNIC CLEANSING OF THE UK.

      MY LIFE HAS NO SIGNIFICANCE, JUST ANOTHER HIDDEN STATISTIC OF THE DWP
      IN THEIR QUEST TO REPLACE THE WELFARE STATE.

      CRUELTY COMES AS NO SHOCK TO THOSE WHO GIVE IT, THIRTY POUNDS PER WEEK FOR MORE THAN A YEAR TO A DISABLED PERSON IS NOT A JOKE, JUST STATE INFLICTED TORTURE.

      TODAY I RECEIVED A LETTER FROM A JUDGE NAMED MARK ROWLAND, A JUDGE FROM THE UPPER TRIBUNAL.

      ACCORDING TO JUDGE MARK ROWLAND, HE NOW SEEKS A COPY OF DWP FORM DLA 80, TO MAKE A DECISION IF MY APPEAL CAN BE HEARD BY THE UPPER TRIBUNAL.

      IT IS HAS TAKEN A YEAR FOR MY CASE TO BE PUT BEFORE A JUDGE WHO OPENLY TAKES THE PISS BY ASKING FOR SOMETHING SO TRIVIAL THAT COULD BE DOWNLOADED FROM THE INTERNET IN FIVE MINUTES,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

      IT HAS TAKEN ALL THIS TIME FOR A JUDGE TO DECIDE IF MY CASE CAN GO FORWARD…………………….

      PLEASE FIND ALL THE DOCUMENTATION AT MY FEET, YOU HAVE ACHIEVED YOUR GOAL…………………………….

      • To say your life sounds hard would be a great understatement Geoff, I am sorry to hear of your pain.
        I left the UK because I was also sick of just being ignored, treated like dirt and also felt like I did not exist.
        I could not get help anywhere, I found a crappy low paying job and saved till I had enough airfare and left.
        Even my own family ignored my plight, aunts, uncles and cousins only interested in themselves and their lives, but they had plenty time to post FB photos of outings and lunches and parties. Disgusting.The modern consumerist me..me…me society.

  22. Geoff, please don’t give up yet. “Where there is life there is hope” is a cliche, I know, but it is true nevertheless. A person’s nearest and dearest give them a reason to live in my opinion, but I know that someone such as myself, who has not been constantly beaten down by this evil government and who is not in constant pain and discomfort cannot ever appreciate just how low you are feeling. All I can do is again urge you not to give up.

    • The whole fetid system is corrupt from top to bottom with the DWP acting as judge and jury on it’s welfare thefts, the judiciary are nothing but footsoldiers of the reforms, blocking every attempt at true justice.

      Up to now they have used five different judges to try and block my application to the upper tribunal. They are playing a game of protracted bullshit in order to try and quell the dissent.
      First they said i must wait 18 weeks for a judge to decide if my case could go forward. It was 25 weeks till i got a reply

      I was initially awarded a lifetime disability around 14 years ago following an accident at work, now they have stripped me of all but £33. 20 per week, industrial injury benefit.

      Nobody can exist on this meagre amount, they are in breach of every law in the land concerning disability rights, yet the judiciary are used to enforce the denial of disability rights

      The human rights commission should be kicking the shit out of the uk lawmakers, yet stay away, i wonder why?

  23. Grant Shapps aka Michael Green aka Chuck Champion

  24. OT : Ministry of Injustice strikes again

    It appears that something has been perculating concerning the Westminister Ring… methinks something serious was threatened and the establishment has been forced to act

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31907201

  25. OT: World of Work

    A Very Good look at the world of work in the recet past as against now and the future:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-02b18d60-92f2-4158-b34b-10c85dae2bc0

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  27. I’m not even in London but I agree. The way they strut about Euston station, you’d think they owned the place.

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