This Is Not Satire Strops The DWP And Attempts To Censor Twitter

Heroic work from @UKJCP, a spoof Jobcentre Plus account, who created a new meme on twitter to take the piss out of the DWP’s bungling social media team.

The Department are cross about parody retweets, causing them to complain to twitter and issue a stern telling off:

dwp-retweetPredictably this led to lots more people posting spoof retweets from the DWP.  It is unclear whether this is against twitter rules, but just to be safe tweets can be labelled modified tweets (MT) as below:

Have fun and follow @UKJCP

The DWP are also on facebook, why not say hi.

Follow me on twitter @johnnyvoid

171 responses to “This Is Not Satire Strops The DWP And Attempts To Censor Twitter

  1. HA HA HA………… That`s funny – Not on twitter or facebook but will go take a look anyhow🙂

  2. i doubt if twitter will give a toss.

    shows how sensitive.

  3. looks there as humorless as ever.

  4. Lets piss em off all the more then. Miserable twats. If the Jobcentre weren’t such fucking arseholes then we wouldn’t have to mock them on twitter would we.

    • “SANCTIONS”

      ACCORDING TO THE LAWS SET DOWN IN THE GENEVA CONVENTION, THE USE OF PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE IS BANNED, YET THE DWP BREACH THESE LAWS, EACH AND EVERY DAY…………

      THE DWP UTILISE A UNIT, APTLY CALLED THE “NUDGE UNIT”, THIS UNIT IS MORE APPROPRIATELY CALLED, A PSYCHOMETRIC TESTING UNIT.

      PSYCHOMETRIC TESTING UNITS ARE USED TO GENERATE POLICIES AND ACTIONS THAT CAN BE USED TO BREAK DOWN THE RESOLVE OF CLAIMANTS USING BEHAVIOURAL SCIENCE TECHNIQUES.

      INDEED, RECENTLY, THE NUDGE UNIT WAS BROUGHT INTO LINE FOR USING PSYCHOMETRIC QUESTIONNAIRES ON CLAIMANTS THAT HAD NOT BEEN RATIFIED AND WERE CONDEMNED BY EXPERTS IN THE FIELD.

      The ‘test’ that the DWP ‘borrowed’, and is forcing unemployed people to take on pain of losing their benefits, was devised by a US psychologist alleged to have devised psychological-torture interrogation programmes for the US military and the CIA.

      The questions the DWP has ‘borrowed’ come from the ‘Values in Action Inventory of Strengths’ test devised by Christopher Peterson and Martin ‘Marty’ Seligman. In 2001, Marty Seligman allegedly convened a ‘counter-terrorism and psychology’ meeting at his home, attended by, among others, the alleged creator of the CIA torture program, Dr. James Mitchell, and CIA Director of Behavioral Sciences Research, Kirk M. Hubbard.
      But that the DWP and its contractors are using a test devised by a man who appears to be closely-associated with actual psychological torture by military and intelligence organisations makes the whole matter even more damning – and one that should be occupying the attention of Parliament and the media.

      UK CLAIMANTS ARE BEING USED IN AN EXPERIMENT, THEY ARE BEEN BROKEN DOWN, MADE TO FEEL WORTHLESS, UNCOMFORTABLE AND SADLY, SUICIDAL……………

      THE LEVELS OF STRESS THAT THIS ACT OF PSYCHOLOGICAL DEBILITATION HOLDS, HAS NO BOUNDARY, AS EACH PERSON HAS A DIFFERING THRESHOLD TO THE AMOUNT OF PAIN IT CAN SUPPORT.

      WARPED THINKING BY THE DWP HAS SEEN THE DEATH LEVELS OF INNOCENT CLAIMANTS ROCKET.

      OUR GOVERNMENT IS COLLECTIVELY SUPPRESSING DEATH REPORTS ON THIS ISSUE, AFRAID OF THE CONSEQUENCES OF THE FIGURES COMING TO LIGHT.
      YET INSTEAD OF STOPPING AND ANALYSING THE EXTENT OF THEIR MISGUIDED EXPERIMENT, THEY PLOUGH ON, AFRAID TO CONFRONT THE DEMON THAT THEY HAVE CREATED………..

      SANCTIONING SOMEONE IS NOT ONLY A THREAT OR DETERRENT, IT IS ALSO A MEANS TO AN END, THE ABILITY TO SURVIVE OR DIE.

      WHAT YOU ARE WITNESSING IS A TWISTED DERANGED POLICY THAT KILLS…………

      THERE ARE REASONS WHY OUR GOVERNMENT SOUGHT TO USE SANCTIONS AS A FORM OF TORTURE, THE MAIN ONE BEING, IT LEAVES NO REAL VISIBLE SIGNS OF EVIDENCE……

      BEFORE THE USE OF SANCTIONS WERE INITIATED, OUR GOVERNMENT FAILED TO DO ANY PROPER CUMULATIVE IMPACT ASSESSMENT ON THEIR USE.

      STRANGELY, I HAVE INTERVIEWED ONLY SIXTEEN PEOPLE FROM MY VARYING DISTRICTS OF MY TOWN WHO HAVE HAD SANCTIONS APPLIED AGAINST THEM, FIVE WERE DISABLED, THE OTHERS UNEMPLOYED…………….

      “EVERY ONE OF THEM HAD SUCCUMBED TO SUICIDAL THOUGHTS”

      I AM NOT A DOCTOR, NOR AN EXPERT, BUT I AM WITNESSING A CULL OF HUMAN BEINGS NEVER SEEN ON OUR SHORES BEFORE.

      …………A MURDER OF INDUSTRIAL PROPORTIONS.

  5. this government and it’s media backers are leading a lie………..

    YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT, AND MOST OF THE COUNTRY KNOWS IT!!!

    YET THEY PERSEVERE WITH THE SAME OLD BULLSHIT DAY IN DAY OUT……………
    I LIVE IN THE NORTH OF ENGLAND AND ALL I SEE AROUND ME IS ABJECT POVERTY.

    THEY ARE FOOLING ONLY THEMSELVES.

    RIGGING FIGURES IS THE EASIEST THING IN THE WORLD, HERALDING JOBS GROWTH IS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE THEY EVER MADE BECAUSE THEIR ICING SUGAR CASTLE IS GOING TO COME CRASHING DOWN….

    THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT IT, IS THAT IT WILL BE THE BANKS, BUILDING SOCIETIES, HEDGE FUNDS AND INVESTMENT ARMS THAT WILL BEAR THE BRUNT OF THEIR FOLLIES……….

    ONE OF THE BOYS, MARK CARNEY OF THE BANK OF ENGLAND, IS SET POISED TO PUT INTEREST RATES UP ON THE STRENGTH OF FALLING UNEMPLOYMENT FIGURES FIDDLED BY THE GOVERNMENT.

    HOW MANY HOMES WILL BE REPOSSESSED, HOW MANY MORE WILL TURN TO BENEFITS?

    THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE FOR ALL TO SEE, ONLY THOSE WITH JAUNDICED EYES WILL CARRY ON LIVING THE LIE………..

    YOU CAN CHEAT, STEAL AND DISTORT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, THE PUBLIC ARE NOT STUPID.

    YOUR LITTLE SORDID EMPIRE IS ABOUT TO HIT THE BUFFERS, MR CONGRESSMAN, THE TRAIN TO NOWHERE IS AT THE TERMINUS…..

    THE DEMOCRATIC RIGHT TO VOICE OPINION WILL ALWAYS BE WITH US DESPITE WHAT YOU TRY TO DO.

    RAGE REPLACES THE RIGHT TO SPEAK, THE IRE OF THE COUNTRY WILL SHORTLY BE UPON YOU………………….

    HISTORY HAS A WONDERFUL WAY OF REPEATING ITSELF AND YOU WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE GOVERNMENT WHO FAILED TO LISTEN………………………..

    • “The public are not stupid”. Oh, I wouldn’t say that. Take a look around you. Public displays of dissent are so passe! (And too dangerous for the majority.) They’re all doped up on celebrities, talent shows, Sky TV, internet porn, a pint of Carling and a spliff (genetically-modified skunk, naturally, for that government-approved comatose state. BTW, whatever happened to decent old-school weed/hash that gave you the giggles, the munchies and inspired creativity?)
      And where does a Congressman fit into all this?
      PS: You might want to familiarise yourself with the Caps Lock key. Press once for capitals. Press it again for lower case. Unless you want people to think you’re raving…

      • UNFORTUNATELY I AM DISABLED AND CAN ONLY USE ONE FINGER

      • What’s wrong with using capitals? Kind of fitting when you’re raging about something – and there’s a lot to rage about.

      • timfrom, Geoff might be many things (and he probably is) but most certainly he isn’t raving (in the sense of not making sense) – you might be thinking of Drunken Spiv. Having a distinctive style/voice in this crazy world [does] amount to a hill of beans.

        Geoff – sorry for talking about you & not to you.

        • I mean raving in the way Max Keiser does when he gets carried away and gets Stacey’s eyes rolling. He’s far more effective (and less toe-curling) when he makes his points in a more sober manner. That doesn’t mean he has to suppress all signs of personality, though, of course. He’d be a boring figure if he did.

          • Didn’t realise that Stacey Herbert was Max’s fiancée! No wonder he has her on all the time lol I wonder if that other woman who always wears a short dress and is always flirting with and teasing Max knows.

  6. THE WHOLE OF THE COUNTRY WILL REJOICE WHEN IAIN DUNCAN SMITH RETREATS INTO HIS BUNKER WITH HIS LOVER AND PARTAKES IN A RITUAL SUICIDE.

    THEIR BODIES CAN BE DOUSED IN PETROL AND INCINERATED JUST BEFORE THE RIOTERS ENTER THE MAIN CHAMBER.

    I HAVE NO SYMPATHY, WHATSOEVER FOR THIS MAN, HE IS BUT A WAR CRIMINAL WHO HAD AN INSATIABLE LUST FOR KILLING THE WEAKEST, DISABLED AND MOST VULNERABLE………

    MAY HIS DEATH COME SOONER THAN LATER, I WISH HIM DEAD……..

  7. it is very wrong for anybody to try and impersonate the dwp.

  8. We`ll have civil war if the government continues on the path it`s on, 7 it can`t come soon enough for me!

    • Which is why they want the water cannons getting in as soon as possible. They know damn well that tensions are near breaking point with their wretched austerity, and I’m amazed that no-one has been killed yet in a jobcentre with their attitudes towards claimants.
      We need whats happening in the Ukraine to happen in London, right under the treacherous IDS’s nose. Trash London if that’s what it takes. 3 water cannons against thousands of angry people who cant take any more of this Governments jackboot crushing them into the ground.

      • “Metropolitan Police ‘stockpiling’ plastic bullets”

        http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-17925477

      • You don’t know if anyone has been killed in a jobcentre. How would you know. Only if the media told you. Killing in jobcentres could be going on on a daily basis for all we know!

      • Why do you think British troupes are being withdrawn from Afghanistan.?
        The ruling class is expecting a back lash against their financial measures
        and know they need to protect themselves, physically.
        Only one problem, the bobby on the beat will not fall for this bullshit and neither will the the returning soldiers.
        If you want a real revolution you have to pray for the ruling class to ask soldiers to shoot their own community.
        Do you really want that.?

    • “War” implies TWO armies fighting. What’s ours called? Boycott Workfare? Don’t make me laugh. And how’s that going, btw? Didn’t save me from MandaTORY Work Activity. Speaking of which, mine was organised by Learn Direct. I got factory work, right at the bottom of my list of preferences (why bother asking us about our preferences when they’re just going to be ignored?). It was at a “recycling” plant (ie: scrap merchant) , drilling holes into toner cartridges (to extract remaining ink powder) and taking rubber strips and screws out of window frames (with a manual screwdriver, which had been put in with a power drill!). Nice. The pathetic certificate I got at the end could’ve been knocked up on a computer by a 5-year-old and listed 4 things I was “proficient” in that I’d never been trained in AT ALL! The firm who own the factory are called JHP Ltd, who are a division of…Learn Direct! How’s that for benefits scrounging?

      • You just made a real twat of yourself insulting the disabled guy, why don’t you fuck off somewhere else!

        • I didn’t insult him. Even with only one finger you can press the Caps Lock key… And aren’t you a bit new around here to be telling people to go elsewhere?

          • Your comment to him was snide. If you don’t like him using capitals you can always skip any posts by him – as some will now do to yours.

            • PS Your defence of your comment: “Even with only one finger you can press the Caps Lock key” is worthy of the worst JCP Advisor/Work Capability Assessor.

            • Look, I’m sorry if I sounded snide. It was more a tip on writing style. In fact I don’t skip his messages (unless it’s a duplicate comment already submitted on a different thread) because I don’t disagree with what he’s saying. Yes, of course there’s plenty to rage about, but I feel a point is made far more effectively when you make it (relatively) calmly and rationally, as opposed to ranting and raving, which can be a turn-off and defeat your objective. OK? We’re all compadres on this site, or should be. I bear no malice towards anyone on it. Internal strife only plays into the enemy’s hands. Peace.

      • tim, could you please refrain from over-use of parenthesis (off-putting for those of us who are easily distracted/very stressed? – (pots/kettles) and more particularly exclamation marks (they lose impact in inverse proportion to their use and are not symmetrical)!!

      • JHP/Learn Direct are a shower of CUNTS!!

        Why couldn’t the cunts have given you an electric screwdriver/power drill to use ffs. Being forced to use a manual screwdriver for that kind of work is just torture for torture’s sake! They may as well have had you picking oakem – cunts!! Bust your hand too, maybe not immediately but 4 weeks of doing that kind of shit is bound to cause some long-term damage, The cunts responsible for this abuse should be dragged out of their comfy offices and fucking SHOT!!

        • JHP/Learn Direct are a shower of CUNTS!!

          maybe not noticeable immediately – these kind of injuries tend to have a ‘lag’ time, kind of like when you run through thorn bushes as a kid, burn yourself or something, it is not always immediately noticeable or when someone sustains a head injury, walks away and dies a couple of days later. You can think its not doing any damage but it can be weeks or months later that your hand/arm would suddenly lose feeling/go limp or something. These JHP/Learn Direct CUNTS really are PURE FUCKING EVIL!! BURN IN HELL THE FUCKING LOT OF THEM!!

      • JHP/Learn Direct are a shower of CUNTS!!

        btw that shit really should have been reported to Health and Safety because you weren’t given the PROPER tool to do the job and as a consequence your health and safety was put at risk. This sort of shit wouldn’t be tolerated in a normal workplace. Or does Health and Safety not come into this fucking mandaTORY fucking work activity shite.

        • JHP/Learn Direct are a shower of CUNTS!!

          Anyone with an operational brain cell knows that if a fastener is secured at a high torque with a machine driver it must be remove by a machine driver otherwise the tool is in danger of slipping under a high torque placing the operator at serious risk of death or injury. And as already mentioned the physical stress that a person’s hand/arm would be under trying to apply a machine level of torque manually. I am fucking fuming just reading this. Un-FUCKING-Believable!

        • I’m gonna leave it a few weeks and then drop a dime on the bastards, don’t you worry. H&S will have a field day in there…

      • You are talking to some body who has been through the process of work programes with lab and now cons.
        Regards
        Ps: Do not let the Bastards grind you down and turn you against your fellow human beings.
        They would just love that.
        That,s their goal.

  9. I didn’t know the DWP were now issuing ‘Twitter Agreements’?

  10. freeleftthinker

    More tall stories and utter arrogance from the DWP, they even think they can tell people what to do on Twitter now! Twitter impersonation rules make exceptions for and specifically permit “parody and commentary”:
    https://support.twitter.com/articles/18366-impersonation-policy#
    https://support.twitter.com/articles/106373-parody-commentary-and-fan-account-policy#

  11. THESE TORY FUCKERS MAKE ME LAUGH……………………….

    THEY ARE TALKING ON TV, IN LIVE DEBATE, ABOUT THE TERRORS OF THE HOLOCAUST AND HOW MEN, DID EVIL TO MEN………..

    THEY ONLY HAVE TO GLANCE TO THE DWP AND DUNCAN SMITH, NEITHER GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE ESCALATING DEATHS CAUSED BY SANCTIONS…………..

    hippocritical evil twisted bastards

  12. so the dwp think they make the rules on twitter as well then.

  13. On a lighter note I have taken to having a small bonfire in my back garden most evenings the weather permits, not only is this a source of heat where I can get warm but an ideal oven to cook a hot meal, potatoes wraped in foil, chicken thighs marinated and wraped in foil and veg the same way, Ive had some right gourmet meals cooked in this way with no energy costs, afterwards I can use the ashes to put nutrients into my veg beds. Does anyone else have any energy saving tips, please share them🙂

  14. This post has made my day

    more people should follow those accounts…

    ‘666’ following

    I know the DWP quite well, satire is a death threat to them.

    Does any ministers have a spoof account?

    • comment from DWp staff member:-

      “Mocking the Department
      I have noticed on Twitter that there is an account seemingly set up to imitate Jobcentre Plus and to make a mockery of departmental standards, regimes, regulations and practices. In fact, for a moment I mistook the account for a genuine account until I noticed the tone of the tweets/posts.

      The account is called UKJCP and has the green, white, and yellow official Jobcentre Plus logo as a display picture.

      The posts/views displayed by this account holder are derogatory, untrue, defamatory, biased and display a negative view of Jobcentre Plus. What is most concerning is that by calling themselves UKJCP and by displaying our logo they are misleading the public into believing they are a genuine Jobcentre Plus twitter account. Only when reading the posts do you realise the account is bogus.

      I think the implications here are huge, and I’m sure the Jobcentre Plus logo and acronym must be protected in some way to render this type of action illegal.”

      Seems someone desperate for a promotion lol

  15. Department for Work and Pensions – DWP.

    People who are have their benefits sanctioned for a period of time remain on the claimant count unless they choose to end their claim.

    https://www.facebook.com/DWP

    So the DWP are admitting they fiddle the unemployment figures.

  16. something survived...

    Job Description:
    Are you a lying, dishonest, snidey, two-faced, twisted, lying cunt?
    Then we at DWP/JCP have the perfect job for you. Come and work for
    us, and see the weight drop off the scroungers, as we have fun starving and working them to death. Bonuses, shopping vouchers and holidays for all signing-on frontline staff who manage to exceed their quotas of unemployment units to throw off benefits. Do you love taking away a single mother’s money, food, home, health, and child, preferably followed by her life? If so, then you will fit right in. We prefer you to have achieved at least half a retaken GCSE pass in ‘Tipping disabled men out of wheelchairs’.
    Ability to spell own name, or tie own shoelaces, is not required. All you need is disbelief in every poor person’s words, high levels of sadism and unhelpfulness, and preferably an advanced form of narcissistic personality disorder.

    • Something survived
      This is correct. Nice to see the Narcissistic Personally Disorder getting looked at. We all need to become aware of this. Its rife in politics, c.b.t government workers, job centre staff, and ATOS. Lets face it, could a normal person, who’s brain was ‘normal’ as in EMPATHY intact, sanction someone and leave them with no money, resulting in a possible suicide, and homelessness. Would you be able to go home eat and sleep after committing this crime on humanity.

  17. Hahahahaha good show.

  18. Just heard on Max Keiser on RT (Hello Max🙂 *waves*) the the Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corporation (or HSBC to the wo/man on the High Street) has been ‘over-stating’ their assets and in fact INSOLVENT and will require a ‘cash injection’ of £120 billion… so expect the JC/DWP sanctions regime to be cranked up even further… because the government is going to have to find this money somewhere and it certainly won’t be from HSBC shareholders!

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  20. OT.

    “Developer finds Chrome eavesdropping bug”

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-25859360

  21. “Boy of 12 hauled out of class by police over David Cameron Facebook protest”

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/boy-12-hauled-out-class-268999

  22. ‘This is not satire’

    What is it then?

    ‘It also exceeds your Twitter agreement’

    Are they like Jobseeker’s Agreements? Will we be sanctioned?

  23. Today IDS said that unemployment was a form of slavery, and he’s taken it on himself to free us all!!! But heres a line from something I’ve just read:-

    It was Hoess who imported the infamous slogan originally used at Dachau – ‘Arbeit macht frei’ (‘Work brings freedom’) and used it over the entrance gates to Auschwitz. It all sounds very familiar, don’t you think? There was another series on BBC about the Nazis and it was called ‘A Warning From History’ – sounds like no one has taken heed of this one!

  24. @Johnny I thought being a cunt was a job requirement for DWP after all they have the biggest one running it all ie Iain Drunken Spliff…

  25. Ha ha. No laughing at the jobcentre or they’ll sanction you…. No smiling either, look as miserable as sin whilst donning your sackcloth. No satire, no comedy, no humanity. Nice one Johnny, classic. You’d think mass murderers would have a thicker skin than that!

  26. I hope he has lost it http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/iain-duncan-smith-compares-being-on-benefits-to-slavery-and-suggests-he-is-acting-in-tradition-of-abolitionist-9080982.html

    Iain Duncan Smith has suggested being on benefits is a form of slavery and he is like abolitionist William Wilberforce through his introduction of welfare reforms.

    The Work and Pensions Secretary made the comparison in a speech to the Centre for Social Justice, a thinktank Duncan Smith set up in 2004.

    He said his benefit changes were about a “journey from dependence to independence” and that that was part of the Conservatives “historic mission – just look at Wilberforce and Shaftesbury.”

    He talks repeatedly about how the reforms will set people “free” from their old lives in Britain’s welfare ghettos and twice describes his policies as a “historic” break from the old ways. He talks about those on benefits being “trapped in their clutches” and said his reforms would put individuals back in control of their own lives.

  27. Just received notification of a whooping 70 PENCE rise (1%) to my JSA from April – Thanks George🙂

    • Hmmm… 1% of £71.70 is 71.7 PENCE, George, what happened to the other 1.7 PENCE?

      • That’s like £37.284 PENCE a year, George😦 Mutilpy that by, what’s it? 10 million jobseekers and you’ve trousered £370 MILLION, George🙂

      • Big Beans:

        The excuse the DWP used at the time was – We round the amount off to the nearest 10p.

        In reality they saved 2.6 million X 1p = £26,000.00p

        • & every 3 years they will round up instead? (don’t like the sound of “rounding up”) due to not wanting people to look forward to their rise and stay on benefits/not look for work with their newfound affluent lifestyle – aka one extra small new potato per week.

  28. Steven2011@lavabit.com

    Why are all you lot laughing at Iain Duncan-Smith? This stain on the face of humanity is NOT a laughing matter. The ‘man’ is an EVIL FUCKING CUNT and a TOTAL SHIT and someone SOON needs to take him out before any more innocent people take their own lives or have heart attacks ect because of his inhuman and degrading policies. If he was on fire, I would thrown some matches and paper onto the fire so he would burn more easily. I want to see HIM DEAD.

  29. Water cannon, baton rounds, police thuggery and kettling are not the instruments of democracy, but the resolve of bullies, too smug to listen to the very people they are supposed to represent the views of………………

    • Geoff

      Where’s your capitals we like them, sincerely because they express passion, hatred and what we are all thinking rolled into one.

      • I agree with Geoff’s good old capitals, the nasty little git up a bit, Timothysforms, who had a go at Geoff, regarding this matter is an absolute swine, he is no better than the Authoritarian politicians throwing their weight around. Geoff had a lot of balls to write all he did in those capitals. I will miss it if it stops. Yes we are all thinking the same Geoff, but have not quite got the courage.

        • overburdenddonkey

          jasmine
          oliver james, certainly showed how ranting and raving was done….geremy “you’re angry aren’t you”, oliver “i’m furious, disgusted with these people”…..

          • Overburdend

            lol, good oh him. He is disgusted how the government are dealing with people with mental health problems, and packing them of with a bit of rotten cbt. He knows for a fact cbt does not work in the long run. He feels the government are being neglectful and dishonest. He is repulsed by greedy capitalist narcissistic pigs and knows government is rife with it. Another good bloke is Dr Andrewlobaczkewski, He wrote a book on ‘political ponerlogy’ pathocracy etc. Check this mans shit out. Its good.

            • overburdenddonkey

              jasmine
              interesting stuff but he leans too much towards genetics for me, at my 1st skim, but that is my 1st skim, what is your view? …i am convinced that genes play no role at all….more in line with james…fcuked up by parents…

        • Oh, come on! To suggest that writing in capitals is somehow courageous is as patronising as anything I’ve said. What next? Are you gonna pat him on the head and say “Go on, Geoff. Capitals are for winners”?!

      • overburdenddonkey

        g fawkes jasmine..
        yes i too agree capitals is fine, the main thing is to hear a persons voice….after all that IS why we speak….

      • overburdenddonkey

        g fawkes
        hi…🙂

      • Johnny can do all that without resorting to all capital letters. Mr. Void is as passionate as they come, but you don’t see him composing his posts in capitals, do you? There’s a good reason why he doesn’t. Can you tell what it is, people? (Hey, there’s an idea for you, Johnny. It’s got to be all capitals from now on, lest people think you’re insufficiently passionate!). You guys kill me…

    • overburdenddonkey

      geoff
      yes, but it is ultimately the kettling of minds, and is clearly anti-democratic, we are ruled by a “political elite” , who say they know what is good for us, and clearly they do not….no one will ever resist what IS good for them…

      • I was all for the nurture too, I loved the Oliver James book, agreed with it totally. Andrew Lobaczkewski however talks of a pathological regime as in a political leader having a brain dysfunction{ Psycopathy}. Being born with it. A born psychopath. Growing up, and getting into power, then turning a whole society a bit sick. leading them on like a heard of sheep, With a dodgy media, scapegoating etc. He said the key trait of the psychopath is to always make others think the evil is coming from someone else. Its really weird, and quite heavy but interesting. He said only 1 in 100 have this brain dysfunction but can cause havoc among people. They rule and divide, have psychopathic enablers, [people who dance to their tune]. Have a good read on line. The book took 20 years to get published. He was under great suppression, and oppression. ‘Political ponerology’, the study of evil in politics. He seems to think it will be the downfall on man, and that history always repeats its self. That we never learn this evil because no one can ever really write about it, as they get shafted and snuffed out. A bit scary to say the least.

        • overburdenddonkey

          jasmine
          yes, psychopaths are very scary people, but they all have something in their childhood that has clouded their minds….the personality types we both have talked about do exist…take the “interrogator” for example, can never ever be wrong, always changing the subject, ignore what is asked or said, and will go to great lengths to discredit others, never answer questions, and often appear to answer questions, but deflect so the other is always answering their questions….they always try to put a person on the back foot, have an encyclopaedic knowledge of political correctness, that is always for the correction of the pov of others. they are always unresponsive to the suggestions and the needs of others…the great problem is how to get them to sit still and talk about their life, i mean why should they? we know that, as in our situations, a social contract is being broken without consent, we are not agreeing to these savage welfare cuts etc, as they are being forced on us…but they are still happening without our consent, with no transparency (truth), therefore their certainly can be no trust…to convince a p/p to sit down and talk about what must be discussed, is a long and arduous process, and takes a very special type of person, as yet this is not me….although i am convinced that genes play no part, this makes little difference in our daily realities, of being constantly being pushed from pillar to post….all we can keep doing is to say no, no, no, we need our vitals of life to flourish in our own ways…any economic master plan must be inclusive of all of the people, all of the time…one of the key factors is that they deny suffering and human emotions….ie a sanction has devastating impacts, their reaction to this 0…

          • overburdend
            what exhausting work. They lie, and pass the problem from one department to the next. No one will ever care, as long as it is not happening to them. Perhaps some know the truth, but never speak out in case of getting fired. The reaction of ‘o’ and then that silence. I have had this time and time again. It is like going around in circles. They don’t care and don’t want to know.
            IDS is saying the the people were ‘dependant’ and he is showing them the great road to becoming ‘independent’. What a load of contradicting utter bollocks. The man is making out he has the peoples best interest at heart, and he is helping them, showing them the way to a better life. Making himself look like some kind of hero. Well that’s what he wants people to think. We know the truth to all his lies. The mask he wears. It really is sickening and exhausting.

            GO ON GEOFF!!!!!! GET IN THERE!!!!!! GO ON GEOFF!!!!! GIVE IT SOME WITH THOSE FUCKING CAPITALS!!!!!!! YES GEOFF!!!! WE ARE LISTENING!!!

            • overburdenddonkey

              jasmine
              what they don’t seem to get is that they want us to be….dependent….on their words and not our own words…as they know what is best for us, and we don’t….so they what us to be in 2 places at once dependent and independent at the same time….independent by their definition, and not our own!
              hence, they use the behaviourism of sanctions…..

    • GEOFF – TIMFROM HAS BEEN OUTVOTED – YOUR CAPITALS ARE TO RETURN BY ORDER OF THOSE WHO OUTNUMBER HIM!

      • overburdenddonkey

        fellow jcp etc
        CAPITAL GEOFF, asks if morse code will do instead?

      • @ CAPITALS GEOFF And I for one liked your previous use of your name!
        OBD – If you can read morse code, will you post translations of Geoff’s posts for the rest of us?

      • Better do as your public demand, Geoff. I mean, thanks for giving regular punctuation a go, (demonstrating that this was never an ability issue, despite some attempts to portray me as disablist), but all those proxy offence-takers out there are gonna lose face otherwise. It’d be a shame if you let yourself be goaded into flip-flopping back into capitals mode to satisfy Rent-a-Mob…

        • (w) tf … You may as well be standing in an empty room shouting “It’s not fair! Nobody is listening to me … ” then going away, coming back and saying, ” …and another thing … you are all stupid & have got completely the wrong end of the stick!” Readi what you’ve written at least once before pressing send. This can help – not grammatical style-wise, (more for tone and for traces of being patronising/v. sarcastic – it can be tempting at times, otherwise). Complaining at someone for the way they write, surely means forfeiting the option of being outraged if others defend that person’s right (they don’t see a problem and just read an unnecessary personal attack). Or they pick up on how you say what you [really] did want to say.

          Not everyone will sound the same (duh!) – you just sound like Mr Angry. If so many people on here can provoke such sarcastic derision, how on earth do you manage in the world of DWP and related departments i can’t help wondering. They’re the people to whinge about, surely …

        • overburdenddonkey

          timfrom
          but you are the only one who has complained no one else has…

  30. I WONDER IF THE DWP WILL BE SPEEDY IN ANSWERING THIS FREEDOM OF INFORMATION, OR WILL IT BE ANSWERED IN THE USUAL GOBBLEDYGOOK, NOT FIT FOR PURPOSE, CLAPTRAP?

    23 January 2014

    Dear Department for Work and Pension

    Please provide monthly totals, for the last six months, of UK
    citizens who have been sanctioned, whilst claiming Job Seekers’
    Allowance and advise whether sanctioning them removes them from
    overall unemployment statistics.

    Yours faithfully,

    Cristina Parker

    Link to this https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/clarification_on_how_unemploymen#incoming-474172

  31. overburdenddonkey

    A CAPITAL POST geoff…
    but what about us on that other thingy, esa? we get sanctioned too…

    • …….recently a lady who suffered from a rare form of bone cancer, EWING’S SARCOMA, was denied ESA because the DWP DECISION MAKER adjudged that the lady “HAD CONTRIBUTED TO HER OWN MEDICAL CONDITION”.

      When challenged through a freedom of information request, the DWP wrote this;

      The decision maker makes a decision on any ESA award based on all of the available
      evidence in each individual case. In addition, we have added a section to the ESA50
      questionnaire, where the claimants’ specialist cancer care professional or GP can provide
      details of pending, on-going or recovery from cancer treatment. There is no directive or
      process to consider a claimants contribution to any condition.

      ,,,,,,,,,,,,,PLEASE NOTE THE LAST SENTENCE……………………

      YET HERE IS A LINK TO THEIR DECISION THAT WAS SENT TO THE UNFORTUNATE LADY;

      http://freepdfhosting.com/5d3c8f0e75.pdf
      http://s27.postimg.org/osl470c0j/ewings_

      ………….these DECISION MAKERS NOW USE THE INTERNET TO MAKE MEDICAL DECISIONS AS ATOS REPORTS AREN’T WORTH THE PAPER THEY ARE WRITTEN ON!!!!!

  32. AND WHY DON’T THE BLIND, MORAN DECISION MAKERS READ WHAT THE DOCTERS HAVE SAID ON THE POOR BUGGERS ‘UNFIT FOR WORK’ DOCUMENTAE. ITS GENERALLY ALL THERE, A FULL REPORT ON PEOPLES POOR HEALTH . HOSPITAL LETTERS ETC.!!!!!!

  33. overburdend

    The governments behave yourself programme behaviourism will not work. We are not the dogs in Pavlov’s experiment. We are people. We will not be conditioned like those dogs were.

    • yes o d , and when you think about it then, it is actually our independence they want to destroy. They want to turn us into slaves. work for fuck all, or take the minimum fucking wage. Give up what time we have left of this earth. Our time. Our autonomy our independence.

  34. “The Missing TRILLIONS: Where The RICH & MIGHTY Hide The CASH. Tax Havens EXPOSED”

  35. @ Annos – Brilliant piece of reporting – I wonder how much Cameron, IDS and the rest have in those accounts!

    • “Fellow JCP Sufferer/Customer”

      More to the point, if they do (and I expect almost all of them do), who pay’s monies into them, and what service have they done to earn such!!!).

  36. Have you noticed how conversation and the amount of contributors to this site fall off at a weekend, they could be doing other things of course, but they could also be trolls who are not on their works computers at weekends.
    Just a thought.

    • There probably all getting drunk to forget about the bollocks we have to put up with from the DWP/Jobcentres.

      I know I’ll be getting pissed later on today.

    • …or it could just be that they don’t have computers at home and the only accesible ones (in the library, training centres, etc) are located in places that tend to conform to office hours. Just a thought.

  37. Don’t say that Obi the dwp will be reducing benefits further if they think people have money to go and get drunk.

    • Fuck ’em!

    • lol round here you can get 2 LITRES of 15% ABV cheap cider from the local licensed grocer for 50 PENCE, enough to keep you pissed out your skull for a fortnight. What is the fucking DWP going to do – dock another 50 pence of our fortnightly giros on top of the sanctions lol hic hic

      • Newt

        No wonder we are not getting very far in the propaganda or protesting stakes,, an army marches on it’s stomach but it needs it’s livers too.
        It was alcohol that beat the American Indians and the Aboriginies as much as the state.

      • Wouldn’t drink that shite Newt, it will destroy your liver in short order. You can buy it round here too for 35 pence for two litres. Ingredients: Water, industrial ethanol, flavouring. It cost fuck all to make – that’s why its so cheap.

  38. GEOFFREY REYNOLDS

    ONCE AGAIN, THE DWP, DISABILITY WELFARE PARIAH’S, ARE SPOUTING SHIT THROUGH THEIR “COCK IN THE MOUTH COLLEAGUES”,
    THE BBC, GENERAL PATTON;S PROPAGANDA PUPPETS!

    THE SPIN DOCTORS OF THIS STATE SPONSORED KILLING MACHINE ARE ABOUT AS HONEST AS AN ATOS MEDICAL REPORT!

    TWISTING THE TRUTH IS EASY WHEN YOU CONTROL THE DUMBFUCKS
    OF THE HAND IN POCKET MEDIA.

    THIS IS THE BBC HEADLINE;

    The DWP claims 980,400 people – 32%, of new applicants for Employment and Support Allowance – were judged capable of work between 2008 and March 2013.

    …………NEW APPLICANTS, MY ARSE!!!!!

    THE PEOPLE WHO WERE IN RECEIPT OF SICKNESS BENEFITS RECEIVED A LETTER INFORMING THEM THAT THEIR OLD BENEFITS HAD CEASED TO EXIST AND THEY WOULD HAVE TO RE-APPLY FOR A NEW ESA BENEFIT THAT WOULD REPLACE IT.

    A QUESTIONNAIRE WAS SENT TO EXISTING CLAIMANTS ASKING ABOUT THEIR MENTAL AND PHYSICAL ILLNESS AND THEY WERE THEN ASKED TO ATTEND A MEDICAL, BY THE NOW NOTORIOUS, ATOS HEALTHCARE.

    A DISABILITY DENIAL UNIT THAT WAS MADE POSSIBLE BY SHITHOUSES LIKE BILL GUNNYEON, CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICER OF THE DWP AND HIS TWISTED NETWORK OF CRONIES FROM THE FACULTY OF OCCUPATIONAL MEDICINE.

    BOLSTERED BY THE EFFORTS OF A SELECT NUMBER OF PROMINENT MEMBERS OF OUR GOVERNMENT, IN TANDEM WITH HEALTH INSURANCE GIANT, UNUM CORPORATION OF AMERICA,

    FORMERLY CHARGED WITH DISABILITY DENIAL LAWSUITS IN THE USA, THEY SET OUT TO CRUCIFY THE DISABLED OF THE U.K.

    SADLY, THE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SPEAKING OUT, BUT IN AN EFFORT TO QUELL THE GROWING TIDE OF DISSENT, OUR GOVERNMENT HAVE SOUGHT TO TRY AND INTRODUCE GAGGING OF ITS PEOPLE……………………………..

    OUR LAWS ARE NO LONGER TO PROTECT THE PEOPLE OF OUR NATION, THEY ARE BEING REWRITTEN TO HIDE THE ANTICS OF THE WEALTHY ELITE FROM SCRUTINY……………………

    ASK YOURSELVES, WHY IS THE DWP ONLY TOO GLAD TO HERALD IT’S ACHIEVEMENTS, YET COWER TO HIDE THE GROWING MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES LEFT IN ITS ASSAULT ON THE POOREST, WEAKEST AND DISABLED?

    OUR QUEEN, OUR MONARCH, IS THE BIGGEST WELFARE SCROUNGER THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER KNOWN!

    THE STATE SUPPORTS THIS FAMILY OF NOBLE “INBREDS” WHILST SHAFTING EVERYBODY ELSE…………………….

    ON THIS PLATFORM, I GEOFFREY REYNOLDS, CHALLENGE YOU, IAIN DUNCAN SMITH, TO AN OPEN FISTED CAGE FIGHT………..

    I MAY BE DISABLED, BUT THE HATE AND ANGER THAT I HOUSE WITHIN MY FRAIL BODY WILL PUT YOU TO SHAME ANYDAY!

    “YOU ARE BUT A COWARD LIVING WITHIN THE BODY OF A MAN”

    WHY NOT TAKE UP MY CHALLENGE AND LET THE WORLD SEE WHAT A CRAVEN JELLY OF A MAN YOU REALLY ARE?

    HAVING BODYGUARDS IS NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT, IT’S NOT A MATTER OF SOCIAL PROMINENCE, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SIMPLE SCUMBAG WHO MILLIONS WOULD LIKE TO SEE ERADICATED…………….

    TAKE UP MY CHALLENGE, I DARE YOU?

    I WILL FIGHT YOU FOR THE RELEASE OF THE TRUE MORTALITY RATES YOUR DEPARTMENT HAS INFLICTED, THE ONES HIDDEN FROM PUBLIC VIEW.

    THE FINAL NAIL IN YOUR COFFIN…………….

    ……………and maybe the reason that i am being paid only £32.30 per week, disabled for life………………………..

  39. …………killing on an industrial scale has now become acceptable.

    if the DWP can do it, anyone can!

    Just pick somebody who you consider is not worthy of a life an exterminate them……………….

    Our government do it, day in , day out, and nobody gives a tiny fuck………………..

  40. WHY HAVEN’T THE DWP MADE IT EASIER FOR THE RECIPIENTS OF A SANCTION TO CLAIM ASSISTED FUNERAL BENEFIT AT THE TIME OF THE SANCTION?

    SURELY IT WOULD BE COMMON SENSE TO ARRANGE YOUR FUNERAL AT THE SAME TIME AS YOUR DEATH SENTENCE?

  41. DEAR LIZ;

    HOW MANY OF YOUR SUBJECTS HAVE DIED SINCE YOU ENDORSED THEIR DEATH SENTENCES VIA THE WELFARE REFORM ACT?

    P.S. DID YOU KNOW THAT THE CORGI’ S GET MORE THAN I DO TO RAISE 3 PEOPLE?

    WHEN WE STORM THE PALACE I WILL NOT HESITATE ON EATING THEM……………

  42. LAST NIGHT ON THE BBC NEWS, APPEARED A STORY OF HOW THE GOVERNMENT WERE CONTEMPLATING A CHANGE TO TRESPASS LAWS IN ORDER TO EXPEDIATE FRACKING.

    WHAT THE GOVERNMENT ARE AFRAID OF IS LONG DRAWN OUT LEGAL BATTLES THAT WILL PROHIBIT THE FRACKING COMPANY FROM INTRUDING UNDER, OR UPON PROPERTY.

    SEEMS LIKE OSBORNE’S FATHER IN LAW AND HIS CRONIES ARE DESPERATE TO LINE THE PRO LOBBYING WALLETS………..

  43. ONE POT ATOS

    TWO POT ATOS

    THREE POT ATOS

    FOUR,

    WE’VE KILLED FOURTEEN THOUSAND

    I WONDER HOW MANY MORE?.

    • CAPITA HEALTHCARE, THE NAME IS A COMPLETE OXYMORON, A WORD THAT SEEMS TO CHALLENGE IT’S OWN MEANING………….

      SOMETHING ON THE LINES OF, LIVING DEAD OR GROUND PILOT………..

      CAPITA HAVE NO CARE ABOUT THE HEALTH OF DISABLED WHATSOEVER, THEY ARE YET ANOTHER COG IN THE DEPARTMENT OF WORKS AND PENSIONS, DISABILITY DENIAL MACHINE…..

      IT’S RATHER LIKE HAVING AN SS STORMTROOPER WELCOMING YOU TO TAKE A RELAXING, FRAGRANT SHOWER,

      “YOU KNOW THE OUTCOME BEFORE YOU EVER SET FOOT INSIDE”

      ………AND WHY ALL THE DRIVEL BEFOREHAND, “YOU ARE INVITED TO APPLY FOR PERSONAL INDEPENDENCE PAYMENT, PIP”………

      ARE YOU FUCK INVITED!!!

      THEY HAVE STOLEN YOUR EXISTING BENEFITS AND LEFT YOU WITH NO OTHER OPTION TO SURVIVE, LIKE LEADING YOU INTO A CATTLE TRUCK DESTINED FOR AUSCHWITZ WITH A PISTOL PRESSED FIRMLY INTO YOUR TEMPLE…..

      WORKING TO DWP TARGETS IS WHAT THE GAME IS ALL ABOUT, COUPLE THAT WITH AN EX BED PAN CLEANER WITH A GLOSSY CERTIFICATE THAT IS NOT RECOGNISED EVEN IN WILLY WONKA’S CHOCOLATE FACTORY, YOU HAVE A RECIPE FOR DISASTER!!!

      WHERE ARE ALL THE CITIZENS THAT HAVE BEEN DENIED THEIR ONLY MEANS OF SURVIVAL, YES I MEAN THOSE WHO HAVE NOT ALREADY DIED?

      THEY ARE LOST IN THE SYSTEM, THE SYSTEM THAT SYSTEMATICALLY ENDS THE LIVES OF THE POOREST AND WEAKEST………

      CAPITA, ATOS, WHOEVER YOU MIGHT CALL UPON, ARE ALL SINGING FROM THE “SAME SONGSHEET” TO THE TUNE OF DISABILITY DENIAL U.K.

      WHEREVER YOU HAVE PLAN YOU NEED A MOTIVE, SO LETS CALL THE PLAN;

      “THE QUEEN ELIZABETH II DISABILITY EXTERMINATION PACKAGE”

      YOU, MY DEAR, WORRY ABOUT YOUR CRUMBLING 240 BEDROOM PALACE AND WHERE YOUR NEXT VENISON IS COMING FROM, AND I WILL CONTINUE TO HIGHLIGHT THE DEATH TOLL OF YOUR WARPED WELFARE BLESSINGS…….

  44. I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY AGAIN, TO STRESS HOW IMPORTANT IT IS FOR A CLAIMANT TO HAVE ALL THE FACTS AT HAND WHEN CHALLENGING A DWP DECISION………

    IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO REQUEST ALL INFORMATION THAT THE DEPARTMENT OF WORKS AND PENSIONS HOLD ON YOU.

    SEND THEM A LETTER, RECORDED DELIVERY OF COURSE, AND ASK FOR YOUR INFORMATION.

    IT COSTS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING……………….

    GIVE IT A GO!!!!

    MY INFORMATION ARRIVED IN THREE LARGE ENVELOPES AND WAS OVER SEVEN INCHES, 18CM DEEP.

    STRANGELY MY HISTORY SHOWED THAT I HAD EASILY MAINTAINED OVER 15 POINTS, NECESSARY TO ACHIEVE BENEFITS IN THE PAST, YET WHEN TESTED BY ATOS, ACHIEVED ZERO………

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