Monthly Archives: August 2010

William Hague Fingered in Gay Affair Scandal

An artist's impression of how a gay Hague may look.

The Telegraph is reporting that a top Government Minister is considering legal action after rumours began circulating of a clandestine gay affair at the heart of the Conservative administration.

It is not yet clear whether this action will take the form of a legal injunction preventing the Minister’s name being mentioned in the press or perhaps legal action against any publication which names the Minister.

This hasn’t stopped Tory blogger Guido amongst others from dropping heavy hints that the Minister in question is former Tory leader and married slaphead William Hague.  Hague has been notorious for his objection to legislation promoting gay rights as well as publicly supporting the homophobic old trout Phillipa Stroud who has a history of attempting to ‘cure’ people of their homosexuality.  Whether Stroud has managed to to cure Hague, and exactly how she went about it, are so far unclear.

the void cannot make any comment on these lurid allegations but reckon if true then Hague should swallow any thoughts of legal threats and stand up and take it like a man.  Early reports suggest Hague will only go down fighting if this reaches the front pages although we hear slip him a pint or 14 and the word is he’s pretty much anyones.

Until then anyone attempting to find out the truth the Minister’s true identity faces a long, uphill struggle if they expect them to open up anytime soon.  Hague so far has yet to comment, mostly because he reckons it’s rude to talk with your mouth full.

the void is mostly still enjoying a summer break, however as the opportunistic bastards we are we couldn’t resist this snippet.