After a torturous and drink soaked April the void is stepping back in the ring with a new campaign. With the news that both the UK and the US suffered the heavy caualities yet in Iraq last month the void calls to Send Harry to the Front Line!
Poor old Harry has been whinging recently about the army’s reluctance to put him in the line of fire. We’re 100% behind Harry on this one and only asks that e takes his brother with him. And his dad, and maybe his granny.
We demand that they be dropped bare chested and armed only with a hunting knife into central Bagdhad where their superior breeding and immaculate grooming will silence the Iraqi insurgency and bring a new colonial peace to the Middle East.
Or maybe he will just get shot, ah well c’est la vie, or c’est le mort as the case may be.
In the meantime the void can reveal yet another shot of Harry’s recent army medical carried out by lovable buffoon Rolf Harris.