Police last night refused to arrest a tooled up mob of over one hundred people who descended on Parliament Square intent on breaking Section 132 of the Serious and Organised Crimes and Police Act 2005.
Known terrorist Brian Hawe was allowed to speak, possibly through a megaphone whilst all around him jeering protesters sang carols including Jingle Bells and Silent Night.
One terrified bystander commented “I just can’t believe it, it’s obvious these thugs are breaking the law, but the police seem to be letting them get away with it”
Meanwhile one of those demonstrating was also disappointed but for a much more sinister reason “I came down expecting a bit of a ruck like, but the Met just can’t seem to hack it these days – I’m well pissed off”
Met insiders say they were not scared at all, they were simply overstretched on one of the busiest nights of the year. Reports that a powerful, but shadowy “Christian Alliance” inside parliament had ordered them to allow the protest to go ahead were furiously denied.
Meanwhile protesters say they will be back in the New Year, that’s if the cops can be bothered to turn up this time that is.