The pledge to spit in the food if sent on workfare in a celebrity chef’s kitchen has been successful after just 5 days
25 people have signed up after it was revealed that the runty little chicken fucker Jamie Oliver has been begging the Government for a workfare slave.
No posh kitchen that uses workfare is now safe. We are everywhere, and we are phlegmy. Toffs everywhere should think twice where their dinner’s coming from and check they don’t use workfare.
The temptation now is to say onwards to Pizza Hut, but I can’t endorse working class people spitting in each other’s food. Workfare using bastards like Pizza Hut, Mcdonalds and Burger King, as well as their customers, might however have a think about the consequences of using unpaid labour in food preparation.
Many a day in a shit job has been idled away wondering how to cost the people who employ you as much money as possible without getting caught. For people who aren’t even being paid it’s not difficult to conceive that these thoughts might lead to action. Workfare sabotage has a long and noble tradition as a particularly virulent and secretive form of getting back at the bastards. Long may it continue.
The pledge will remain open until the end of the year, so there’s still plenty of time to sign.
If they come for our benefits, we will come for their dinner!