Monthly Archives: April 2009

Swine fever hits the UK

The UK has become infected by one of the most virulent forms of Swine Fever known to man.

Experts have warned people to panic after it was revealed that swine fever has mutated and is already widespread amongst the UK’s population.

Symptoms of this new virus are known to include violence, bigotry and an inability to tell the truth. A noticeable drop in IQ has also been reported, and sufferers are said to be unable to think for themselves anymore, simply relying on pack mentality and blind prejudice to make increasingly poor judgements.

Health Chiefs have warned that popular natural remedies, rumoured to provide some kind of protection, have no effect and in some cases may make the condition worse. This hasn’t stopped sales of donuts, believed by some to be a cure, rocketing since news of the new virus leaked out.

One expert told the void:

“All of the infected need to be put to sleep immediately, it may sound harsh, but it’s the only way to be sure.”

The Government is believed to be in negotiation with Harry Roberts and several former Black Panthers in order to mobilise this emergency action.

In the meantime the advice is to stay well away from the diseased and if necessary throw rocks at them.

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The master race …

I know there’s far more important things going on, but this pic of crypto-fash, posh dimwits from the Libertarian Party who organised a 4 people strong counter demo at the G20 last week will make you giggle.

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Be afraid folks …

Support the occupations!

Things are getting interesting …

from indymedia

“Workers at Visteon factory Enfield London have seized control of the factory following major lay-offs and need help to resist eviction expected very soon.

They really need help and support. They especially and very urgently need
– legal support and advice, at the very least by phone
– tents(they are on the roof and it is very uncomfortable)
– dongle(s) for internet access (they have none at the moment, it is a major problem)

For more info call mobile phone in factory 07799 896 466 “

A demo to offer solidarity and support has been called tomorrow (Sat 4th April 10am-11am and onwards…. at the factory
Morson Road, near Ponders End train station, Enfield, EN3 4TN – North London)

Visteon Factories have also been occupied in Belfast and Basildon.

Whilst elsewhere (seen on urban75)

“Wynford primary and st gregorys schools have been occupied in glasgow against the threatened closure.. (not just of these but of MANY MANY more).
Police threatening to remove parents from schools.. as from 6pm tonight they were still inside.

any scots reading that can show support.. you can call 07804257022 for directions or to ensure that the pigs aint got them out yet.
messages of support are appreciated.”

Pics from yesterday

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