Starbucks – Illuminati Front Group?*

For some time now we’ve noticed that old enemies of the void, Starbucks, have been using the notorious Eye in the Pyramid logo on some of their stores. Are they trying to tell us that they are a secret front group for sinister satanists, the Illuminati?

Who fucking cares, but sticking Illuminati in the title always pulls the google punters in.

Luckily some folk are fighting back. Last weekend saw the International Day of Action against the union busting planet fuckers. Protests were held around the world focussing on the sacking of workers who’ve attempted to organise the underpaid and mistreated Starbucks baristas.

London Solidarity Federation joined with London IWW on Saturday to picket the flagship 2 story Starbucks in New Oxford St. The picket resulted in half of customers deciding to choose somewhere to slurp their Lattes.

Starbucks are very much on the rocks with news that they will be closing 600 stores in the US next year. We suspect they won’t be missed.

Meanwhilethe Satanists at Starbucks have been upsetting nutty Christians with their new retro style logo which is not this:

We just quite liked it. It’s actually this:

San Diego based Christian group, strangely named The Resistance, says the new logo:

“has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute,”

With Mark Dice, founder of the group, adding:

“Need I say more? It’s extremely poor taste, and the company might as well call themselves Slutbucks.”

Which is what we’ll be calling the heathens from now on.

*void disclaimer: the Illuminati do not fucking exist.