Sabbing the tories

The body of the granny allegedly dug up by animal rights activists was thought to have come back to life and changed sides yesterday.

In fact it was only when the decrepit corpse spoke that activists realised this was not a divine re-incarnation but that a women who has little regard for human rights appears to be a bit of a hunt sab.

Anne Widdecombe revealed a video showing the vile behaviour of the nation’s posh boys during an illegal hunt at a meeting in the House of Commons yesterday.

Caught on camera was a man threatening to punch a female hunt monitor with another toff saying:

“I will smash your car because I’m entitled to.”

The same tory twat called hunt monitors:

“a dirty bunch of bloody paedophiles – you take pictures of minors too. I will take your bloody name and take your bloody face and put it on a paedophile website.”

Widdecombe herself claims: “I was in a car being very violently booted and it was terrifying” which would normally be a cause for celebration, but on this occasion we’ll give the old trout the benefit of the doubt.

As the London Met gears up for ‘in your face policing’ the upper classes routinely flout the hunting law, one law for us etc.

Meanwhile Widdecombe was last seen heading for Huntingdon Life Sciences with a baseball bat in one hand and a molotov in the other.

Tally ho!

Hunt Saboteurs Association