3 Little Pigs

Guido has introduced a new pig in shit rating for corrupt politicians which ain’t a bad idea so we’ve stolen it.

Guido categorises his pigs in the following way:
Tory Party MP, drinking partner, source, old school tie, potential advertiser
Tory MP who’s so bad we have to include or be accused of bias, liberal types, Ukippers, Labour MP’s who’ve bought Guido a drink at some point.
Godless communists, gayers, trade unionists, most Labour Party MPs, Tim Ireland.

Our rankings will apply to old void mates the boys in blue:

Bog standard donut muncher, wannabe liberal cops, the good cop in the good cop/bad cop routine, Inspector Morse, Dixon of Dock Green

DCI Hunt, hands in the till, racist, class traitors, taking out penile size issues on members of the public types, the entire cast of the bill
FIT Teams, TSG, murdering fucking scumbags, BNP supporting Police Federation scabs, the four cunts who stopped and searched me earlier today for no good reason, the tossers going round shooting people running for trains, Sir Ian Blair

Obviously most coppers will fall into the third category.