Drugs, The Frank Truth

We haven’t picked on poor old talktofrank for a while but his new video warning da yout’ about the dangers of drugs kinda got us going. In his own trendy-uncle way Frank will be spamming youtube, bebo and the like in the hope of giving net-savvy kids a stark warning … drug’s ain’t cool.

Being responsible types at the void we thought we’d help out and offer up some propaganda of our own.

So here’s the void’s lo-tech guide to warn kiddies about druggies.

The Coke Taker
Supermodel Kate Moss has been known to indulge in God’s own marching powder to help her manage her busy work and social life. Part of the trendy Notting Hill set, fashion icon Kate is seen at all the best parties and has million pound contracts with leading designers.

Look how beautiful she is girls, what perfect skin and so slim … we bet she can get any guy she wants. Coke is it!

The Pill Taker
Despite being christened Quentin, Fatboy Slim is one of the biggest selling dance artists in the world. As a pill popping youngster Fatboy flew all over the world playing to hundreds of thousands of adoring fans.

Once a hit with the ladies, Fatboy is content with his wife these days, TV sexpot Zoe Ball. Although he won the Ivor Novello Award last year these days Fatboy is most likely to be found counting his money or driving one of his many sports cars.

The Stoner
Someone else who’s no stranger to platinum selling records is West Coast hip hop mega-star Snoop Dogg. Snoop loves the ganja and it can only have helped inspire some of the biggest ever hip hop albums ever released. His first album, Doggystyle, was the first ever debut album to enter the US billboard at number one.

Snoop has also featured in several Hollywood movies and has his own clothing label. Effortlessly good looking Snoop know’s what he wants from his ‘Hos’ and may have 99 problems but we’re betting a bitch ain’t one.

Snoop is less well known for his fine and incisive legal mind which has helped keep him on the straight and narrow for many years.

and now for the geeks …

The Tripper
Bill Gates* was a regular LSD user as a youngster but that didn’t stop him going on to build one of the most successful businesses in the world. Gates has been named the richest person in the world, with recent estimates putting his net worth over $56 billion USD.

Gates has received four honorary doctorates as well as an honorary KBE (Knighthood) from our dear Maj’. He may not be much in the looks department, but hey with a bank balance like that we’re betting the lovin’ comes easy.

So there you go kids, drugs are bad. Meanwhile look what can be achieved by a life of abstinance and purity. This old lump has been MP for Maidstone for over 20 years.

Just say yeah baby, yeah.

*void disclaimer: Bill Gates is a cunt.

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2 responses to “Drugs, The Frank Truth

  1. Hilarious! But you fort got the ex-coke head who is pres. of the US of A!

  2. and the ex-cokehead who may end up prime minister of the uk

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