With Diana now safely shoved under the carpet and Prince Phillip able to give up life on the run, him and the rest of the parasites were out in force to watch Prince William graduate from Sandhurst today. William is now qualified to send young men to their death whilst drinking Pimms and playing bridge with the chaps.
Current partner Kate Middleton was also present to witness his staggering achievement. Middleton is widely tipped to become the new mrs Prince William. She must be shitting herself. We reckon if she keeps away from cars and doesn’t eat the food she might make it through.
Ladbrokes have reportedly stopped taking bets on how long she’s likely to last.