the void likes Kate Moss and for more than just the obvious reasons. She’s a working class girl who knows how to handle herself in a police station and we’ve heard she’s a caner that can give her bloke Pete a run for his money.
So we’re racking up the the lines in celebration at the news that Ian Blair’s decision to spend a cool quarter mil’ trying to prosecute her for taking what could have been anything has failed miserably. Keystone cop Blair, who can’t seem to get it wrong enough is sure to come under further pressure to resign, and like his namesake will no doubt keep stumbling blindly on until he’s pushed.
Chief witch Ann Widdecombe has branded the decision not to prosecute as “ridiculous”.
adding “This is pathetic. It is a question of the police and prosecutors not wanting to charge her.
“The message this sends out is horrendous.”
before exploding and covering assembled hacks in a shower of blood and Marks & Spencers ready meals. Meanwhile former deputy drugs tsar Mike Trace sensibly said “These resources would be better used to target problematic drug use or on education and treatment.”
the void knew this would happen as long as Kate kept her mouth shut and we wish her well (neatly sidestepping the fact that she’s a bourgeois parasite).
Apparantly when Kate was asked by the Mirror if she’d ever taken cocaine Kate just snorted. Let’s hope that this has taught her a thing or two and that boyfriend Doherty is able to keep her in lines.