Prescott’s Second Mistress Revealed!!!

the void can exclusively reveal the identity of Prezza’s second mistress.

After bribing journo’s to report that the bottleneck whale found in the Thames in January had died Prescott used his own personal winch to have the whale moved to his swimming pool in his secret mansion.

Prescott, who’s named his sweetheart Patricia is said to be overjoyed and doesn’t care who knows.

Meanwhile Patricia is believed it was rather the relationship was kept quiet as she seems slightly embarrassed by the whole affair.

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2 responses to “Prescott’s Second Mistress Revealed!!!

  1. Now that did give me a chuckle.

    Please keep up your Prezza coverage.

  2. happy to oblige

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