Why shoot rats when you can aim for the stars?

the void would like to apologise for the low rent nature of some of our targets this week … voltaire (post below), hippy niall and fatty.

a bit like being an online pest controller the void has been scurrying in the gutter, but now looks to the stars for some light relief.

Charlie Sheen, best known for being the son of talented actor Martin Sheen has been raising doubts about the ‘official’ story of what happened on 9/11.

The star of Hot Shots and Grizzly II: The Predator has long attempted to follow in his fathers footsteps and make it as an actor, however he has remained little more than eye candy for repressed southern state virgins and trailor park teen mums.

In an effort to raise his profile he has recently outed himself as a member of the 9/11 Truth movement who challenge the official line on the twin tower’s abrupt disappearance.

Sheen sensibly decided to air his views on the highly respected Alex Jones Show, revealing a canny knack for what makes the US media tick.

Known to all as a man of the highest integrity and most impeccable research Jones keeps millions of rednecks seething in self righteous indignation as he reveals the commie plot to enslave them in the ‘New World Order.’

Revealing his impeccable scientific mind Sheen was quoted as saying

“There was a feeling, it just didn’t look any commercial jetliner I’ve flown on any time in my life and then when the buildings came down later on that day I said to my brother ‘call me insane, but did it sorta look like those buildings came down in a controlled demolition’?”

ah said ah guess huh…

Sheen then adds (like he’s after his dad’s job on West Wing)

“It is up to us to reveal the truth. It is up to us because we owe it to the families, we owe it to the victims. We owe it to everybody’s life who was drastically altered, horrifically that day and forever. We owe it to them to uncover what happened.”

now the void reckons 9/11 stinks as it goes, but also reckons the 9/11 truth campaigners are every bit as fishy. Ignoring any evidence that contradicts their desperation to get their version of the truth accepted, they discredit themselves, more than they impress and effectively send the whole issue spinning into the conspiracy theorist’s sandbox.

Meanwhile Alex Jones and his lot are accusing google of censoring Sheen’s comments after they did not appear to link to them immediately. Coveniently ignoring the many reasons google may have been slow on the uptake they immediately shout conspiracy and run screaming for the hills.

More worryingly though, it seems that after Jones complained to google, the trembling geeks panicked (he’s got a gun you know … for when the time a-comes ya understan’) and are now listing his shonky old website prisonplanet.com in their news service. Apparantly google are seeking to broaden out their news provision and have also been in touch with the Beano, Razzle, Just 17 and most alarming of all the Daily Mail.

Not wanting to be outdone (just done) old slapper Sharon Stone has revealed she backs Sheen’s comments in this interview (she could be saying anything by the way, haven’t heard it because my speakers ain’t working, so am trusting ol’ Alex)

Meanwhile conspiracy types got all excited when a CNN Online Poll of over 50,000 revealed that 83% of Americans supported Sheen and his doubts over 9/11 with a further 10% claiming it was Saddam what done it and a further 7% caiming to have been nowhere near at the time, now get offa mah land before ah shoot yah damn limey ass!

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3 responses to “Why shoot rats when you can aim for the stars?

  1. She said “he has the right to say it if that is what he believes …. that’s why we have free speech”

  2. is that all, old alex let me down

    knew you couldn’t trust him

  3. great to see a balanced piece for once, exploding the myths and steering clear of the usual character assassinations, hardly. Oh dear.

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