David Irving today issued a statement denying that he is currently incarcerated in prison in Austria facing a possible 10 years imprisonment for holocaust denial.
Speaking from his cell he claimed that there is absolutely no evidence that he has ever even been arrested and that reports of him recently being denied bail have no substance whatsoever.
He claims that he personally has no knowledge of his imprisonment, that he is not a holocaust denier and that in fact the holocaust never even happened.
He further claims that rumours of his own existence have been much exaggerated, and that there is only hearsay evidence that he has ever existed at all.
His lawyers have confirmed that it is believed these rumours are part of a zionist conspiracy to further discredit his argument that nothing is actually true whatsoever, and in any event the second world war is an urban myth based around several black and white films made in the 30’s and 40’s.
the void requests that the CIA extraordinary rendition his ass to Isreal and hand the bastard over to Mossad